So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
friend: hey are you a fan of Sailor Moo-
my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
bisexual means u only have sex twice. in ur entire lifetime. 2
10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans
reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser
Actual footage of me directing the world’s saddest symphony, just for you: