Teh Penguin who loves Sailor Moon
Hey! I'm Caroline, or Caro for short! ^_^
This here's my personal blog, but it's mainly Sailor Moon stuff. Like, 99% of the time, you'll see Sailor Moon things. Because I'm obsessed. Occasionally there'll be other stuff, usually things I find cute or funny.
About me! I'm a college freshman. I'm majoring in English-Creative Writing. And, umm... I'm kinda awkward, but I'm totally up to chatting with people! :)


So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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friend: hey are you a fan of Sailor Moo-

me: image

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my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone


bisexual means u only have sex twice. in ur entire lifetime. 2

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato


10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

me: *gets out of day old pajamas*
me: *takes a shower*
me: *gets into clean pajamas*
me: summertime
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"Nintendo is adding too many female characters to its new games!"


Actual footage of me directing the world’s saddest symphony, just for you:



viwan themes